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God Awful Movies

Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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Feb 23, 2016

This week, former senior writer for the Onion and current writer for Comedy Central's @Midnight Jocelyn Richard joins us to break down a story about a man and a woman, and that's pretty much it.  This conflictless love story pits master thesbian Ja Rule across from the girl from Cuttin' Da Mustard and generates precisely the kind of onscreen chemistry that casting would suggest.  Join us for a story of love, all-inclusive resort plugs, and unatoned felonies in I'm in Love with a Church Girl.

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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars.  If you'd like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.

Feb 15, 2016

In this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah join forces once more to take on a film that snuck just enough god stuff in to make the "faith" category on Netflix.  It's the story of a woman on the hunt for the man who killed her husband, even though the only description she has to work with is "african american male."  So listen in as we desperately try to fill an entire episode with a movie where nothing actually ever happens; Unconditional.

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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars.  If you'd like to hear more, check out the band's Facebook page.

Feb 9, 2016

This week, Eli, Heah, and Noah are joined by the hilarious Chelsea Davison to break down a heartwarming story of petty problems, woeful lack of chemistry, and filling out webforms.  Christian Mingle tells the story of shallow, paternalistic views on imagined white people problems amidst the backdrop of a storm-ravaged town in Mexico that just stays storm ravaged.

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If you'd like to hear more from Chelsea Davison, you can follow her on Twitter, or check out her website.

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Our theme song was written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars.  If you'd like to hear more from them, you can check out their Facebook Page.

Feb 2, 2016

In this week's episode, we polish off the grand finale of the WWJD trilogy with an installment that maintains the series' continuity by having nothing to do with the other ones, just like the sequel.  Dr. T joins us to recount a story of tragedy, heartache, and not hurting anyone.

If you'd like to follow Dr. T on Twitter, trust us, you'll just want to click here.

Our theme song was written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars.  If you'd like to hear more check out their Facebook page.

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