God Awful Movies

Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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Sep 29, 2015

In this week's episode, we tackle the exciting conclusion to the exciting conclusion to the Left Behind trilogy, and rejoice in not having to watch another Kirk Cameron movie next week.

By the way, if anybody's up for Eli's Brother White preview challenge, you can find the preview here.

If you'd like to hear more from Ryan Slotnick, you can check out Evil Giraffes on Mars as well.

Sep 22, 2015

This week we tackle Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force, described by critics as the Attack of the Clones of Kirk Cameron's filmography.  In this film, a team of post-apocalyptic Christians team up to worship the guy whose plan the apocalypse was; while impotently trying to stop the thing they all agree is both necessary and inevitable.

Special thanks to guest masochist Nick Carillo, without whom this episode would not have had Nick Carillo in it.

Sep 15, 2015

In this episode, we embark upon an entire trilogy of increasingly crazy Kirk Cameron apocalypse movies.  We break down part one of the Left Behind triology with the help of special guest masochist Devin Heater.

If you'd like to follow Devin on Twitter, you can do so here.

If you'd like to learn more about Devin's show, GUS (Generic Underground Shelter), you can follow them on FacebookTwitter, or Instragram.

Sep 8, 2015

War Room, the story of a magical black woman teaching someone how to overcome emotional abuse by talking to an invisible wizard in a closet.  Not only is it the least interesting to ever contain the word “war” in the title; it’s also probably the least interesting movie about closets.


If you'd like to hear more from guest masochist Keisha Zollar, you can find more of work at the following links.


Keisha's podcast, The Soul Glo Project.

Keisha's web series In Game

Keisha's website


And, of course, if you enjoyed the music in this episode, you can hear more from the talented Ryan Slotnick here:

Evil Giraffes on Mars

Sep 1, 2015

No Greater Love, a story of forbidden love, scenery chewing, and musical montages that starts boring and ends crazy.  Join Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, Noah Lugeons, and special guest Meg Griffiths for our review.

Meg’s website:

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Evil Giraffes on Mars: